A little help over here please.
A little help here big guy (to daddy!!)
She will go around all day saying she is a princess and that i am the Queen. If i say hey bear come here... she says NO mommy im a princess and your the queen. So i have to say come her princess to get her to listen at all.
When we play house and she is the mommy, Im the "sweety". "Apparently I call her that all the time.
The other day she asked how babies come out of your belly. If she is old enough to ask she is old enough to know the answer just doesn't seem possible. As any good parent would i pretended like she didnt say anything and changed the subject.
We went out to eat at a local burger joint. When we got out of the car it smelled like hamburgers.... she bent over pulled on her bum cheeks and said psssshhhhhttttttt, making the skunk noise and wiggleing her bum around, then said eeeewwwwww it's stinky like a skunk.
In the bathroom of the chiropractor today she said in full volume "does Dr. X have a penis?" I said yes he does and don't you dare ask him when we see him. I said that is bad manners to ask someone. Then she moved onto well mommy do you have a penis? and then well I don't have a penis cause Im a girl.
At daycare they did a mass move of kids. Bear is now in the "4 year olds" so now she says she wants four minutes until we go home cause she is four. It is four everything cause im in the 4's! Slow down girl you are only 3.5! So eager to grow up.
She was talking about wanting to wear her pretty dress today and said: It is so pretty i can't even take my eyes off of it.
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