Bear said:

Oh no mommy I think I just crapped my pants... no wait my shorts! That is one way of saying you have gas I guess.

on the way to the potty: wait mommy i need a magazine to read cause its going to be stinky!

can i have your ear cause i want to whisper in it and ask if i can go to the dinosaur park. Then lifts her hands to cup her mouth and then whispers "can i go to the dino park".