Oh white toilet, great great white toilet, how i love you so much now. I used to hate you when you were blue and streaked. I thought i might get a disease from you when i sat apon the thrown to do my business. But the love affair has begun after an hour of huffing fumes and molding you into the beautiful white toilet that i now see before me! Great great white toilet, oh toilet how i love you!
It is days like this that i have fully and completly earned my days at home eating bon bons and watching soaps. What i would have given this afternoon to have a real job to go to, to get to sit at a desk and be bored, surf the net and get paid for it. I earned the right to take a nap, sleep in late, have a messy house or not cook dinner. After sitting on my knees elbow deep in someone elses dirty toilet scrubbing the shit out of it with my hands and a scrubby for an hour... i dare you to tell me staying at home is easy!!!
OH WHITE TOILET HOW I LOVE YOU!
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We had someone else's dirty toilet to clean when we moved into our house too. blech.
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